Dr. Bacchus, splendid savior of students
all over the world! On behalf of all students, I would like to thank you for
all your efforts to wake us up when we need to be aroused. Whenever we are cramming
for exams or oppressed by tons of assignments, we look for you. You always
reply to our desperate calls with your tangy yet sweetish flavor. To us
students, you are the holy light glimmering under the total darkness of our
seemingly determined fate. At nights, we sense an overwhelming iron curtain of weariness
casting over our hopeless future. You give us the power to find a loophole in
the iron curtain with you magical prescription, Taurine.
Dr. Bacchus, the greatest benefactor of
all! As you always told us, life is full of obstacles and stressful situations.
God has deceived us in that he gave us only 2/3 of our lives. It has been ages
since people hoped to get hold of the rest 1/3, and now look at what great privilege
you have given us. You made it possible for us to get through with whatever
obstacles we face and live our lives fully. You are the true guardian of
mankind who bravely stood up to God’s dishonest decisions.
Dr. Bacchus, friendly yet tough
companion of weary souls! You are well-liked among exhausted students, but you
are not so popular among other doctors. Sorry to tell you this, but you are
being bullied in the medical world. Other doctors do not really trust your
methods of therapy, saying you are a mere charlatan. But no worries, for I have
no faith in every single word they speak out. It is they who are real
charlatans, belittling your talents in order to get rid of a skillful
competitor. Dear doctor, I have great devotion for you and would like to get
advice from you even in my dreams, but I just cannot, for you always keep me
awake due to your immense presence.
Dr. Bacchus, helping anyone in need! Often
times, I am worried about my absolute faith in you. You sometimes fail my
honest request against sleep. Last time you gave your answer to my prayers with
3 bottles of your magical drink, but I was defeated by the evil forces of
fatigue. Since the time I met you, you have made my sense of time-management as
dull as it can be. It was all because of your madly effective treatments. So
please do not ever leave me alone at times of hardship. O’ doctor, doctor! Master
of eventide! Only you have the power to let me survive in the long nighttime
and see the rising sun with warm hope for the imminent day. I will ask for you
tonight as I always have done. Until then, farewell!