In Bacchus We Trust

Dr. Bacchus, splendid savior of students all over the world! On behalf of all students, I would like to thank you for all your efforts to wake us up when we need to be aroused. Whenever we are cramming for exams or oppressed by tons of assignments, we look for you. You always reply to our desperate calls with your tangy yet sweetish flavor. To us students, you are the holy light glimmering under the total darkness of our seemingly determined fate. At nights, we sense an overwhelming iron curtain of weariness casting over our hopeless future. You give us the power to find a loophole in the iron curtain with you magical prescription, Taurine.

Dr. Bacchus, the greatest benefactor of all! As you always told us, life is full of obstacles and stressful situations. God has deceived us in that he gave us only 2/3 of our lives. It has been ages since people hoped to get hold of the rest 1/3, and now look at what great privilege you have given us. You made it possible for us to get through with whatever obstacles we face and live our lives fully. You are the true guardian of mankind who bravely stood up to God’s dishonest decisions.

Dr. Bacchus, friendly yet tough companion of weary souls! You are well-liked among exhausted students, but you are not so popular among other doctors. Sorry to tell you this, but you are being bullied in the medical world. Other doctors do not really trust your methods of therapy, saying you are a mere charlatan. But no worries, for I have no faith in every single word they speak out. It is they who are real charlatans, belittling your talents in order to get rid of a skillful competitor. Dear doctor, I have great devotion for you and would like to get advice from you even in my dreams, but I just cannot, for you always keep me awake due to your immense presence.

Dr. Bacchus, helping anyone in need! Often times, I am worried about my absolute faith in you. You sometimes fail my honest request against sleep. Last time you gave your answer to my prayers with 3 bottles of your magical drink, but I was defeated by the evil forces of fatigue. Since the time I met you, you have made my sense of time-management as dull as it can be. It was all because of your madly effective treatments. So please do not ever leave me alone at times of hardship. O’ doctor, doctor! Master of eventide! Only you have the power to let me survive in the long nighttime and see the rising sun with warm hope for the imminent day. I will ask for you tonight as I always have done. Until then, farewell!